BalonyTheOnly

balonyman


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Ain't nothing free, even happiness on credit 8 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
That's deep af!! Sad to hear tho, I got a lot of taxes to catch up on!!
Horrible Isn't It? 16 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
It is, but the same kind of scary when going to a theme park. (depending on your personality) Most of the time, this semi-fear quickly turns to joy. Some people take a bit longer to get more comfortable and that's awesome!! It's only when you are not allowed at the park, after going every day for a number of weeks, months or years, that the ABSENCE of Love will slowly devour you from the inside!!
· Edited 6 years ago
Everyone deserves cuddles 11 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
Man, fuck sex... I got my hand/s and some porn. All I want from my gf in bed is cuddles, kisses and what the post says. And yeah I tell my guy friends I love them (loud and clear so anyone around can hear) Why?? Because I fucking love them!!
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Cursed DNA 34 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
What about me?? I mostly eat junk food(2-3 times a day), I add sugar to everything, I almost never eat fresh vegetables and fruit, I don't exercise, maybe walk +- 8km a week in totaal (including when I stand up in the middle of the night to go pee), I don't have a job and I spend most of my time sitting or lying down while reading or browsing the web. Why am I not fat yet?? (I know I should get my shit together don't even...)
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -Ernest Hemingway 9 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
I unfortunately know a few people who are depressed about things that they do not understand or cannot fully grasp. I for one sees knowledge as a way to improve and ensure future happiness. The more you know, the better you can avoid or overcome things and situations that cause unhappiness.
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Interesting internet history you've got there Professor 4 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
You'd think that a proffesor would have thought about using an incognito tab!!
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When you like your own posts 13 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
Hahaha XD, oh the irony. Funny how someone from today would interpret it. Thank goodness for the Renaissance hey!!
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When you like your own posts 13 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
Do you know the back story of why he is remembered like this??
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If you know what I mean 6 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
We have a saying in Afrikaans 'roer jou gat' witch translates to 'stir your ass' which means hurry up. I find it very relatable!!
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Policeman is de way 5 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
Corruption...
Malk 14 comments
balonyman · 6 years ago
And Afrikaans
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Real shit 7 comments
balonyman · 7 years ago
North West??
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I have a pen 4 comments
balonyman · 8 years ago
I do not regret watching that...
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Charlotte's Webb 8 comments
balonyman · 8 years ago
What's wrong with getting high?? A lot of people who use drugs are not doing so to compensate for their life, but rather because they enjoy it or they are addicted. And contrary to what you might believe most pot smokers do NOT need to get high several times a day, it's a very small number of stoners that WANT to be high all the time (Which can be annoying). And what makes you better than a drunk is that you aren't damaging yourself in the process and you are less of a risk to the community and even your family in some cases. I watched this documentary tho, and it was pretty sweet.
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A short poem 25 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
So what would you prefer ??
Damn phone *rolls eyes* 8 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
You being mauled by a zombie. Cause of your damn phone !!!
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School starts again tomorrow... 23 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
Am I the only one around here that thinks 5th Period Massacre should be nomber 5 ??
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Money can change a person 9 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
'Your girl when you take her out' vs 'You when you take out your girl'
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My boobs hurt as I post this... 6 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
Looks like it's true when they say friends are bras.
Woah 28 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
Afrikaans*
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I Am 100% Qualified For This Job... 21 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
Hehehe. Ok cool. And welcom.
Capt. Pup 5 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
The only fucking thing I need right now !!!
Dog feels 34 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
You don't know that !!
Advanced stupid 67 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
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I Am 100% Qualified For This Job... 21 comments
balonyman · 9 years ago
This was a year ago...