barbaragordon
Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.
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This sexism needs to stop 6 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
For those who don't get the joke, a "female" outlet is the one with holes, and a "male" outlet is the one with prongs. If you need me to explain why, you're too young to know.
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Lightning striking a rainbow 18 comments
Titlè 14 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
You know, the church doesn't say that homosexuality is a disease. It doesn't even say it's bad necessarily. The church says that it's not only healthy, but commanded by God that we love our neighbor. It only becomes a problem when that love turns into a sexual desire, and even then it's STILL not a bad thing! The only bad thing is when it's acted on, because it doesn't follow the church's guidelines for sexual relations, namely that the relation have the potential to produce life.
There, hope I haven't offended anybody, hope you guys learned something.
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There, hope I haven't offended anybody, hope you guys learned something.
Injustice 2 - announce trailer 8 comments
One thing Marvel can never replicate 29 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Thanks! Apparently most people didn't get the joke though, since I got downvoted...
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Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
The way fixed quantum points move is a bit strange. Being fixed, they don't move. But when Mjolnir wants to change positions, it moves the ENTIRE UNIVERSE around it. Additionally, external forces can move the universe when in contact with these fixed quantum points if they are on the same wavelength. Mjolnir is sentient, and is therefore able to adjust its wavelength to fit the person who it wants to be wielded by. Additionally, because it is sentient, it knows to obey the laws of gravity. This is how Thor and others are able to fly with its help, because Mjolnir doesn't NEED to obey the laws of gravity. Mjolnir can do whatever it wants.
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Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Basically, Mjolnir is a fixed quantum point with sentience. However, it does follow a few rules.
1.) Only those that Mjolnir deems "worthy" can move Mjolnir.
2.) When it is being moved by someone "worthy", it has the same physics as if it were made of steel (unless the wielder desires otherwise, in which case the "weight" will alter).
3.) It obeys the laws of gravity as if it were made of steel (unless above circumstances apply).
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1.) Only those that Mjolnir deems "worthy" can move Mjolnir.
2.) When it is being moved by someone "worthy", it has the same physics as if it were made of steel (unless the wielder desires otherwise, in which case the "weight" will alter).
3.) It obeys the laws of gravity as if it were made of steel (unless above circumstances apply).
Anyone here ever actually play the card game? If yes, is it any fun? 13 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
I've got an original Mew card. It's not holographic, but it's mine and I love it.
How the Windows 10 update notifications feels like lately 5 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
It actually updated my PC a few times without my asking. I had to tell it to uninstall and restart, which takes about a half hour.
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Bookmarks 14 comments
I think she took a magic potion for immortality 13 comments
One thing Marvel can never replicate 29 comments
Who would you train under? 54 comments
Who would you train under? 54 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
I've already had the DCU train me, so I'd either go with Iron Man to learn more about tech, or Captain America to learn more about the sexiness of the shoulder-waist ratio of a Dorito.
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What! A SON! How?! 12 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Well you see, when a mommy superhero and a daddy superhero love each other very much...
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Goddamn Dogs Barking and keeping me up 13 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
I have a small dog I keep in his kennel, and every morning when I wake up, I just hear his little claws going *chingchingchingchingching* on the bars of his kennel.
And it's nothing extraordinary 10 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Trust me, I've played online games before. One time during a round of Halo, there was this girl who kept trying to hit on all of the guys. She didn't even shoot anybody, and no one was shooting her. So I grabbed an energy sword and stabbed her. She then started whining so much that both teams decided to just keep killing her. It was fun!
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90's people?! Put your hands up! 22 comments
90's people?! Put your hands up! 22 comments
90's people?! Put your hands up! 22 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Sailor Moon is really good, but it's pretty silly at times. I'd recommend reading the manga. It's pretty metal.
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Superman showing the land 33 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
No, it's dually inspired by "The Dark Knight Returns" and...
SPOILER WARNING
TURN BACK NOW
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
YOU SURE?
OKAY...
"The Death of Superman"
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SPOILER WARNING
TURN BACK NOW
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
YOU SURE?
OKAY...
"The Death of Superman"
Superman showing the land 33 comments
barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Hey, Gotham isn't so bad...
...oh who am I kidding? Stay out of Gotham kids.
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...oh who am I kidding? Stay out of Gotham kids.
And it's nothing extraordinary 10 comments
