barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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Batman's Weakness 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Ah yes, the center button. More OP than Superman and the Flash combined.
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Good guy Hitler 14 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Hitler confirmed for Disney Princess.
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When they turn a book into a movie 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Exactly! I don't see why this is so difficult.
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Fuuuuuuuuuu 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Me playing Assassin's Creed this afternoon. I CAN'T CATCH THE FREAKING SAGE!
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Somebody stop me! 14 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Wait, but the mask is also Loki's, do you think...? No, couldn't be.
Virginity level over 9000 32 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
This is weird.
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Virginity level over 9000 32 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
This is weird.
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Just eat everything already! 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
And I'm Javert!
Peac*ck feathers under a microscope 5 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
It automatically censors words, regardless of what letters they're surrounded by.
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I see no problem with this reasoning 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Sonic wand would be 100000000x better than those sonic Ray-bans. Those are just dumb.
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Scary or quiet? 24 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Build a tower there and put a stolen magic baby in it!
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That moment of realisation 13 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
You all just did that with your hand, didn't you?
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I see no problem with this reasoning 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Heck, that would just make it funnier because metahumor.
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A man's bestfriend 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
*Dean voice* Bitch.
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I see no problem with this reasoning 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
NO, THIS WOULD BE SO EPIC! Like, imagine the doctor begins to regenerate while he's in the middle of a fight, and when he starts shooting glowy stuff out of his entire body, he gets split right down the middle by something. Since he's still in lightning-bug mode, the two halves regenerate separately into these two, and shenanigans happen.
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My hair has its good days & bad days 25 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I wear a bandana in my hair. But not like a gangster or a headband style. Kind of like this: http://thefashiontag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dolce-and-gabbana-head-scarf.jpg
Except when I do it, I wear a normal sized bandana and wear it like a headband, with the tie underneath my hair. Also I can't find a picture showing what I mean because I am apparently the only person who has ever thought to wear her hair like this.
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Talking about Sims in public 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Further proof that he is the Zodiac Killer!
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One big fail 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Or if there's a rubber flap at the bottom of the door, unhook the lanyard and pull the keys out through there.
Don't get poison ivy in your eyes ... Just don't 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
For the villain? Yes. For the actual plant? You're on your own buddy.
Pomeranians, what do you think you are doing? 5 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
No no, leave the Pomeranians in Gotham. Not even the Joker will hurt one of those little fluffers.
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I control fear itself 12 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Question, can it be used to control Spider-Men? Because if so, boy do I have a fanfic to write about you!
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Subtlety has never been Tony's strong suit 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Not a baseball player, but I tend to hang around bats.
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Don't get poison ivy in your eyes ... Just don't 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Takes on a whole new meaning when you work in my business.
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Mini moon discovered 16 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Sailor Moon called it back in the 90s. NASA's late to the party.
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Good guy calvin 31 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Nah, you said 15-18, you were right on the money.
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