barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

— barbaragordon Report User
Think about it 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
GOD DAMMIT, I JUST HAD TO LEAVE MY DOGS FOR VACATION AND YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
*cries forever*
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Wait for it 5 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Midogesis
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Eskimo and Priest 39 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Actually, if the Eskimo in question had been told but didn't understand, he would still go to heaven. Anyone of another religion can still get to go to heaven actually, because the sin has to be fully known to be an actual sin. The only people who are going to hell for being a different religion are the ones with full knowledge of the faith and God's love, and still reject Him.
TL;DR Every radical preacher you see on the street is lying to you.
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Cute date idea 16 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I think it has buttons, so yeah, it's a waistcoat. Kind of hard to tell from the gif though.
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I know you're out there 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
One of these days I WILL pick up something with my mind!
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Pretty accurate 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Yeah, but the new update is AWFUL!
Homer is the man 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Oh, we're not arguing. This is 100% accurate.
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2 spooky 4 me 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
*spooky scary skeletons*
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Perfectly timed !! :P 3 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
The continued misadventures of Hermione's failed Polyjuice attempts!
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Who wouldn't want to be a shapeshifter? 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Just chameleon it out, man.
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Save me! 11 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Hey, I'm a Bat. And if there's one thing we do best, it'd be depressing.
Save me! 11 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
"Swiffer! Help me brother!"
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Sup brony 67 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
(\ NICE, LOVE NEW PEOPLE
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Word war 3 5 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
*turns into black person at a rap battle*
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Perfection 1 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I ain't even mad, it's true.
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Sup brony 67 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
(\ IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?
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Sup brony 67 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
(\ ANOTHER BROHOOF BECAUSE I'VE RETURNED FROM HIATUS
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Who better to officiate the ceremony than this guy 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Well. Add that to the list of things I can use against Bruce at some point.
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Sup brony 67 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I mean, it's so OBVIOUS that they're different people! I don't see why you can't see it Barney!
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"I asked my buddy at work what he was doing, he said playing Pokémon GO" 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Having used a record player to hatch eggs, I can confirm this would work.
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The evolution of Old Man Jenkins 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Old Man Jenkins is a Time Lord who only regenerates into old men.
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An IKEA in Germany has a "parking lot" for dogs, so they don't have to stay in the sun 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Thanks guest. I'm extremely disappointed, but thanks anyway.
Sup brony 67 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
(\ HELL YEAH WE CAN, WASSUP MY PEOPLE?!
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thiS IS SO TRUE OMG 17 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I don't know about you, but every time I try to talk about something that interests me, my family tells me "I don't want to hear about something you saw on the Internet, tell me what's happening in real life!"
I haven't left the house all summer.
NOTHING HAPPENS IN MY LIFE THAT THEY DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT.
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An IKEA in Germany has a "parking lot" for dogs, so they don't have to stay in the sun 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Not sure if that would work in German though. Do we have any German speakers around here?