Beowulfscousin

beowulfscousin


I'm stronger than an ant. If an ant were... this big.
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Eternal kiss 23 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
It's a shorter skeleton so yeah, I'd go with a she.
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Eternal kiss 23 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
.-.
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In light of recent events lets take a moment for some humor 18 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
And lastly. You're right. No one NEEDS an assault rifle, but they're pretty fun to use (at the range of course). Should we ban them? No, not at all. Should we regulate them? Most definitely. Outside of the military/law enforcement an assault rifle is downright unnecessary, so it should be limited to recreational use.
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In light of recent events lets take a moment for some humor 18 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I'm not sure what part of America you're from, but the majority of the people where I live only care about if you are mentally stable or not. Very few people care about skin color when it comes to these issues (racists), and we usually don't listen to these people because we're better than that. Is everyone stereotypical? Yes, to a degree. But not everyone to the point that we "want to kill them all first before they kill someone" because their skin color is a little darker than ours.
For the white groups toting around guns, I'd be scared out of my mind. I don't care if you're white, blue, purple, or orange if you go around shouting "2nd amendment" while raising your rifle in the air I am automatically going to assume you are full of yourself and/or bat-shit crazy.
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In light of recent events lets take a moment for some humor 18 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
And that cousin probably has mental issues
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The Apennine Colossus in Florence, Italy 3 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
The 13th colossus
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In light of recent events lets take a moment for some humor 18 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I highly doubt that the first girl is going to blow herself up for her religion.
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8 Earth years are roughly equal to 13 Venus years 14 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I was expecting dickbutt
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Eternal kiss 23 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
Real good quality for a photo taken 6,000 years ago.
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You're gonna go far, kid 27 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
That's why you say "bud" not "buddy". (Great book btw)
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I'll just leave this here... 70 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
And guys have it the same. If you go into the world thinking that people will only judge one side of something you are DEAD wrong my friend. With our population you are going to get groups who dislike side A and people who dislike side b. Deal with it and move on. Personally, the only times I've ever heard people talk about sides was when someone was trying too hard to appear a certain way.
Story time:
I know a girl whose only goal in life is to try and get people to call out what she's doing so she can say "You don't like the way I am?". Recently, she held hands with another girl when walking in the hallway just to see if an AP would stop her. Of course one did because pda isn't really allowed at our school. Even though she knew this she attempted her normal song and dance, and still got a warning 'cause AP's don't care.
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Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 13 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
If you look at just the top half of the third picture it looks like a painting.
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Just don't kill the baby, alright? 21 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
Get another baby and try again. Practice makes perfect.
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I thought this was interesting: War on Science 11 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I haven't watched the video (school computer). My comment was to the first guest.
I thought this was interesting: War on Science 11 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
*cough* Neil deGrasse Tyson *cough*
Simplicity 7 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I like how i missed like a year worth of comics and when I went back to them Garfield suddenly is dating Arlene who despised his very existence for the longest time.
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Just don't kill the baby, alright? 21 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
I think it's Eren
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Once you start you can't stop 9 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
Yes one simply does.
You never know what is looking back at you 4 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
The NSA?
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Stuttering is such a problem 1 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
How did this get into trending with only 10 likes?
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Lightsaber chopsticks are the best kind of chopsticks 4 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
Why would you want to cut your fingers when you're trying to eat?
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Do you know this young stud? Sir Patrick Stewart 12 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
JUST. DO IT!
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11 of the best comebacks in history 14 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
Coolidge lost because that's only two words
my throat is sore 10 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
The second to last one really pisses me off. So my parents didn't teach me to be respectful? Are you serious? I have more respect for people then you would ever think possible. You're not the first generation to teach your boys "No means no.". You stupid half-baked new wave feminists.
"Hey a dirty man is on my property, get mah gun" 20 comments
beowulfscousin · 9 years ago
You complain about not being able to express your opinion without backlash when you literally did the same thing to pace's comment.