11 of the best comebacks in history

If Ali was an up and comer now Vince McMahon would pay him crazy money just for his promos.

Coolidge lost because that's only two words

I wish people will still speak like this. We would have the twitter version of these

Hmm. I would suggest you immediately invest in aloe vera farms, because the value and demand are about to skyrocket-- due mainly to all those BURNS.

The Coolidge one isn't true. He was known as "silent Cal" because he rarely talked, but the origins of this story are shaky at best.
Source: I'm a history major, specializing in 19th and 20th century American presidents, studying at UC Santa Cruz

I sometimes forget that sass wasn't invented in the 21st century

Holy fuck, Dorothy Parker is savage.

"And so, madam, is this."
I'm dying. XD

I didnt want it to end

Winston Churchill to Lady Nancy Astor:
Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Does that mean that Dorothy Parker was too busily fucked?

My fav is #7