bethorien
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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
"you could easily" literally fucking how
ok i want you go to out and have someone swing a 2 inch thick 3 foot long cylindrical pole at you, you have to block it with only the front end of your knuckles and nothing else, if it touches literally anything else you lose your hand and or whatever else it touches.
this person should be standing at a distance so the pole when let to sit extended past you only go past you by a couple inches at most but still be past you.
this will be the position from which someone with "light knuckles" will have to block the vast majority of their attacks.
youll also notice from just how physics work that the end of the blade you will be trying to block will be moving extremely fast and WILL bludgeon your arm even if you block it perfectly simply from the sheer force of the blade coming down on the perfect point of your hand to send a shockwave all the way down your arm.
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now even if you somehow sucessfully block the first hit, run it again and (cont.)
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ok i want you go to out and have someone swing a 2 inch thick 3 foot long cylindrical pole at you, you have to block it with only the front end of your knuckles and nothing else, if it touches literally anything else you lose your hand and or whatever else it touches.
this person should be standing at a distance so the pole when let to sit extended past you only go past you by a couple inches at most but still be past you.
this will be the position from which someone with "light knuckles" will have to block the vast majority of their attacks.
youll also notice from just how physics work that the end of the blade you will be trying to block will be moving extremely fast and WILL bludgeon your arm even if you block it perfectly simply from the sheer force of the blade coming down on the perfect point of your hand to send a shockwave all the way down your arm.
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now even if you somehow sucessfully block the first hit, run it again and (cont.)
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
it did make popular tho, all of my posts from back then consistently broke 1k likes
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
OH NO its not on my account here anymore :(
did dave clear old posts from a certain age back or something?
did dave clear old posts from a certain age back or something?
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
this is stolen from me, i made a version of this joke a very long time ago lel
My new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk 5 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
basically the same, i looked up coronita and it says its got 4.6%
its a low budget beer its not going to have enough alcohol content for anything useful.
just for reference, 60% alcohol minimum is needed to be useful, anything from there up to "still is alcohol mixed with water and not pure alcohol" is going to be useful but if its below 60% its just useless.
its a low budget beer its not going to have enough alcohol content for anything useful.
just for reference, 60% alcohol minimum is needed to be useful, anything from there up to "still is alcohol mixed with water and not pure alcohol" is going to be useful but if its below 60% its just useless.
Weak point 7 comments
chump 3 comments
PeaCOCKS 11 comments
Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
in melee combat, the person with the largest "effective combat area" on their weapon wins, light knuckles would be awful because you would get cut down by someone with an actual lightsaber before you can even get close.
not only would you be basically unable to block, your blocking area aviable is the length of your knuckles so you have to be precisely accurate to block with them, even if you block a hit the person with a lightsaber has leverage from the basic mechanics of wielding a weapon allowing them to gain more force in the attack than someone without that leverage effectely letting them batter you every time you block a hit which you arent even likely going to be able to do.
a person very skilled with unarmed martial arts is still fairly likely to die to a single person with a knife who even vaguely knows how to use it.
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not only would you be basically unable to block, your blocking area aviable is the length of your knuckles so you have to be precisely accurate to block with them, even if you block a hit the person with a lightsaber has leverage from the basic mechanics of wielding a weapon allowing them to gain more force in the attack than someone without that leverage effectely letting them batter you every time you block a hit which you arent even likely going to be able to do.
a person very skilled with unarmed martial arts is still fairly likely to die to a single person with a knife who even vaguely knows how to use it.
You got that right boiii! 8 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
well, you gotta remember this animal crossing is about surviving on a deserted island and a lot of the ads and promotions for doom showed the pink and white outfit with wings
Krieg intensifies 1 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
i like to image the reason for this name is that the person who invented the word just was like
"yo when the mortor fires it sounds like its going "sTONkkk"
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"yo when the mortor fires it sounds like its going "sTONkkk"
The round planet 3 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
well, seeing as guest_ here only talked about the defense mechanism and not the actual omnivore part, horses are often found nomming small animals like baby birds or baby rabbits HOWEVER their entire digestive track is designed for eating plant matter and they cant by and large process meat in any meaningful way. this is true of most herbivores, other examples like this are deer and cows.
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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
a lightsaber chainsaw would be less effective than just a lightsaber with a blade of the same length. the advantage a lighsaber has is that the entirety of the "business end" of the weapon is able to be used, literally 100% of the blade. If you made a lightsaber chainsaw it would work better than a normal chainsaw yes but it would be riddled with weak points for breaking and only have a mono-directional cutting edge instead of 360 effectiveness at the entire full length.
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Well.. Which one is it ? 2 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
i think the message to take here is that we should all be eating bacon so we can all become what we eat.
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What a legend 17 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
a random aside/addition to something you said in that @guest_
idk about with islam stuff, but one common "pray, cleansing, etc" thing to use in cherokee stuff is smoke from certain woods being burned. Generally its even used in exactly the same way the water would be used in a similar thing but it "washing" your face or flicking it onto something or someone.
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idk about with islam stuff, but one common "pray, cleansing, etc" thing to use in cherokee stuff is smoke from certain woods being burned. Generally its even used in exactly the same way the water would be used in a similar thing but it "washing" your face or flicking it onto something or someone.
My new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk 5 comments
Master of toasts 2 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
why is a metal colander going to do anything with plastic? the handles arent close enough to the flame to have any problems
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Chaotic good 1 comments
bethorien
· 4 years ago
theres nothing different about that than if they had been told the actual insult or if they had been told the word for beans.
they intent to insult each other and the recipient understands it as an insult.
functionally, the word is what you lied to them saying it is. it doesnt matter if to the rest of the world it means something different.
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they intent to insult each other and the recipient understands it as an insult.
functionally, the word is what you lied to them saying it is. it doesnt matter if to the rest of the world it means something different.
Ffeed the llamas 1 comments
you have to remember the extreme advantage range gives you in melee. because of how far the end of the blade is from the pivot point (the wrist) any minor change in the pivot point allows for an extreme change in the blade.
go watch some videos of trained people dueling with swords or hell even with mock lightsabers, see how fast they can pivot out of being blocked by even another blade.