PeaCOCKS

just shoot'em, no jury in the state jail you

I was going to start with a leg sweep and then pummel his face. I can't hit her without breaking my own moral code, but perhaps I could get her to trip and face-plant over his body; thus leg sweeping her.

Step on both of them and see how they like it.

I agree. Step on them but also rip out a hand full of hair!

But where’s the fun and satisfaction in that?

The fun and satisfaction comes when we report them and their description to the whole rest of the zoo and our security team and if we see them do something again they get banned.

The chase is better than the catch.