you wipe your ass with soap and water?

you have to remember that the very basic lightsaber form that every single jedi or sith is taught as their basic form that they have to know to learn any other form is designed to kill people who dont have lightsabers, its designed to kill people who dont have the range advantage a lighsaber does and destroy the weapon of their opponent.

look above where i say "a trained unamed martial artist will still very likely die even if attacked with knife by someone who kinda halfway knows what they are doing."
it doesnt matter how much you are trained, if you are going up against someone who is also trained (they will be if they have a fucking lightsaber) literally every single mechanic of melee combat is a disadvantage for you, there is basically no advantage to having a shorter weapon in melee combat where the person you are fighting is using a sword, this is made even worse by the fact the lightsaber is a sword with infinite cutting edges going full 360 around the blade and basically no weight meaning they can swing it jtust as fast as you can move your "light knuckles" as the light knuckles would weight identically and be shorter, meaning you would be swinging at the same speed at your wrists, and they would be swinging at a function getting faster the longer the blade is.

the character of "skull with trumpet" is named "doot doot" or at least the meme of said character is called such.

and this time have the person immediately pivot from being blocked into another strike from the opposite side, which should take less than a second to do, it will require no movement anywhere from the person with the stick than moving their wrists and just a tiny bit in the shoulders,
you have to remember the extreme advantage range gives you in melee. because of how far the end of the blade is from the pivot point (the wrist) any minor change in the pivot point allows for an extreme change in the blade.
go watch some videos of trained people dueling with swords or hell even with mock lightsabers, see how fast they can pivot out of being blocked by even another blade.

"you could easily" literally fucking how
ok i want you go to out and have someone swing a 2 inch thick 3 foot long cylindrical pole at you, you have to block it with only the front end of your knuckles and nothing else, if it touches literally anything else you lose your hand and or whatever else it touches.
this person should be standing at a distance so the pole when let to sit extended past you only go past you by a couple inches at most but still be past you.
this will be the position from which someone with "light knuckles" will have to block the vast majority of their attacks.
youll also notice from just how physics work that the end of the blade you will be trying to block will be moving extremely fast and WILL bludgeon your arm even if you block it perfectly simply from the sheer force of the blade coming down on the perfect point of your hand to send a shockwave all the way down your arm.
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now even if you somehow sucessfully block the first hit, run it again and (cont.)

it did make popular tho, all of my posts from back then consistently broke 1k likes

@superdave im saddened

OH NO its not on my account here anymore :(
did dave clear old posts from a certain age back or something?

basically the same, i looked up coronita and it says its got 4.6%
its a low budget beer its not going to have enough alcohol content for anything useful.
just for reference, 60% alcohol minimum is needed to be useful, anything from there up to "still is alcohol mixed with water and not pure alcohol" is going to be useful but if its below 60% its just useless.

:D *hugs fren ew*

lets make our own society, with blackjack... and hookers

just shoot'em, no jury in the state jail you

in melee combat, the person with the largest "effective combat area" on their weapon wins, light knuckles would be awful because you would get cut down by someone with an actual lightsaber before you can even get close.
not only would you be basically unable to block, your blocking area aviable is the length of your knuckles so you have to be precisely accurate to block with them, even if you block a hit the person with a lightsaber has leverage from the basic mechanics of wielding a weapon allowing them to gain more force in the attack than someone without that leverage effectely letting them batter you every time you block a hit which you arent even likely going to be able to do.
a person very skilled with unarmed martial arts is still fairly likely to die to a single person with a knife who even vaguely knows how to use it.

well, you gotta remember this animal crossing is about surviving on a deserted island and a lot of the ads and promotions for doom showed the pink and white outfit with wings

well, seeing as guest_ here only talked about the defense mechanism and not the actual omnivore part, horses are often found nomming small animals like baby birds or baby rabbits HOWEVER their entire digestive track is designed for eating plant matter and they cant by and large process meat in any meaningful way. this is true of most herbivores, other examples like this are deer and cows.

a lightsaber chainsaw would be less effective than just a lightsaber with a blade of the same length. the advantage a lighsaber has is that the entirety of the "business end" of the weapon is able to be used, literally 100% of the blade. If you made a lightsaber chainsaw it would work better than a normal chainsaw yes but it would be riddled with weak points for breaking and only have a mono-directional cutting edge instead of 360 effectiveness at the entire full length.

i think the message to take here is that we should all be eating bacon so we can all become what we eat.

a random aside/addition to something you said in that @guest_
idk about with islam stuff, but one common "pray, cleansing, etc" thing to use in cherokee stuff is smoke from certain woods being burned. Generally its even used in exactly the same way the water would be used in a similar thing but it "washing" your face or flicking it onto something or someone.

corona has 4.5% alcohol content. that aint gonna do shit