Booby bump.

These are beautiful.

If my memories stay intact I would. Either through simple inaction or deliberately avoiding something I've caused both myself and many others a great deal of suffering. These experiences have shaped me into the person I am today and I would never want to forget them. But if I could reset, keep my memories, and prevent those things from ever actually happening I would in a heartbeat.

This actually made me giggle. It wasn't even supposed to be funny damnit.

Are january and february just tumblr things?

I'm going to use this to describe people. I may have to explain what I'm saying but the weird look on their face and the sudden pimp slaps will be worth it.

When people are rotting doesn't the fat just liquefy and drip out? I know that these are zombies so obviously the process of decomposition works differently for them but I can kind of see the fat just melting right off of them and pouring out of their rotten skin.

I've always thought about doing this with my ass

If it said would you deliberately drive a car into your unprepared friend at 100 mph and then slam on the reverse to finish them off, it would make more sense. As it is now it's too vague to get a good result.

If the suit is made of a strong enough material it would be hella useful

Reminds me of kinetic bombardment.

I'm gonna get pimp slapped at school for saying this.

Unless you're drunk too. Then it means you're sho gunna ghet leid.

You look like a math teacher at my school.

Damn this actually makes sense. It could even be applied to the other supers.

Blind people have always fascinated me.

I just looked up cornhub.com. Apparently it's on the market for $485,000.00.