Professional weightlifters and sumo wrestlers are not thin. Plenty of muscle tho.

Danger noodle, also known as the Nope Rope.

Modesty means many things but one of them is to be unobtrusive, not one to clearly stand out in a crowd, not be one to attract attention. By that definition, women wearing dresses when every other woman is wearing trousers is NOT being modest. Now to get controversial, a woman in a Western country wearing a Burqa is NOT modest, because everyone stares at her; she is making an immodest declaration of her piety.

Don't assume their grammar. They might have meant their being is being watched, or that their being watched something.

Mr Bean actually started off as a set of "what not to do" training videos. Rowan Atkinson was already a very successful actor before he became Mr Bean.

Just like her stupid sister trying to trademark 'Kylie". It's a fairly common Australian name and one of our most famous singers is Kylie Minogue, who is in her 50's, so has been using that name since before the Kardashians were even born. Hey girls, try looking at the world outside your narcissistic little empire.

Is no-one else bothered by the fact that a guy undergoing surgery is wide awake?

I've watched it dubbed in English and in Chinese with subtitles. The subtitles are way funnier than the dubbing. Either way it's still hilarious.

I don't usually like tattoo's, but I've got to admit this is cool.

Spectacular!!

Sadly, this is what he actually said, it's not a joke.

Hasn't anyone ever read "The Gate to Women's Country" by Sherri Tepper????

"We'll call it a draw then."

Where's the thin white duke?

But the rattlesnake was safely in a nice terrarium. They didn't charge him anything for that.

Elopus

Where you start doesn't dictate where you finish. Congrats.

My dream house is one that someone else has to clean.

Every night shift worker can relate. This should be standard posted on night shift worker door.

I work admin in a hospital operating theatre. 110% guarantee our surgeons would do this - just not in the sterile theatre. As the child goes to the recovery room, they would do it there.

My 14 year old daughter "discovered" them and was happily telling me about them. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm an old fan lol.

We have lots of deer in Australia too. What the heck???