The true brilliance of this is that only men will read it while in the act. (I'm a woman and I think this is very funny! Mind you I have sons.)

Alligator lizards are not exactly tiny, he must have made a massive hole in his leg!

The correct choice

On the upside she now gets free accommodation and health care for as long as she is in prison.

Hamish and his best mate Andy had the best drive home radio shows in Australia for years. This was one of the funniest segments they ever did.

Not even going to try. A truly brilliant film.

This is true love

This is the best use of modern technology.

I've always wondered why werewolf hunters don't wear clothing with silver thread. Not heavy, wear a turtleneck, all protected.

Mother of 3 here. What are you teaching your kids about patience, consideration for others, and being entitled to special treatment for just existing? What do I know about what everyone else in the line is suffering from? I was impressed when the pram specific parking spots were invented. I don't need more than that.

Professional weightlifters and sumo wrestlers are not thin. Plenty of muscle tho.

Danger noodle, also known as the Nope Rope.

Modesty means many things but one of them is to be unobtrusive, not one to clearly stand out in a crowd, not be one to attract attention. By that definition, women wearing dresses when every other woman is wearing trousers is NOT being modest. Now to get controversial, a woman in a Western country wearing a Burqa is NOT modest, because everyone stares at her; she is making an immodest declaration of her piety.

Don't assume their grammar. They might have meant their being is being watched, or that their being watched something.

Mr Bean actually started off as a set of "what not to do" training videos. Rowan Atkinson was already a very successful actor before he became Mr Bean.

Just like her stupid sister trying to trademark 'Kylie". It's a fairly common Australian name and one of our most famous singers is Kylie Minogue, who is in her 50's, so has been using that name since before the Kardashians were even born. Hey girls, try looking at the world outside your narcissistic little empire.

Is no-one else bothered by the fact that a guy undergoing surgery is wide awake?

I've watched it dubbed in English and in Chinese with subtitles. The subtitles are way funnier than the dubbing. Either way it's still hilarious.

I don't usually like tattoo's, but I've got to admit this is cool.

Spectacular!!

Sadly, this is what he actually said, it's not a joke.

Hasn't anyone ever read "The Gate to Women's Country" by Sherri Tepper????

"We'll call it a draw then."