Wild Ride from Start to Finish

I hope the lizard will be ok

This story made me go from "poor dude" to "yeah lizard, fuck him up" in seconds.

Wow

I’ve waited literal years for this post to resurface. It’s so great

Who stabs their own fucking leg? He could have tried to just scare him away

Who stabs their own fucking leg? He could have tried to just scare him away

Alligator lizards are not exactly tiny, he must have made a massive hole in his leg!

Noway that lizard could have turned around into defensive position in such a small space