Stockings are sexy - even shadow stockings. :p

Right. Please, ladies? :) You're welcome to do as you please to your body hair, but please, shaved is sexy. ;D

Wow, very cool. :) Be sure to save some unused ones after the wedding.

Isn't there already a product like this called the 'she-pee'? Ugh, awful name, lol.

First thing to make me laugh here, today.

Mr. Burns' son.

I'd prefer the Acme Hour, Dexter's Lab, the Powerpuff Girls, Rocket Power, and Rugrats.

Hey, some like pale skin, like me. :) Tan is fine, but so is pale skin.

Good choice, indeed. :)

That thought would entirely fly RIGHT OUT the window if you had kids. I know that, yet, I, don't even have kids. :)

First thing here to actually make me laugh today. :)

D'aw. :)

Too bad Pluto is SO FAR AWAY! We can't visit. :( The moon is 250,000-ish miles away and that was quite a feat. According to science fiction(?), getting to Mars takes 2 years even. :/

Aw! Love you too, Pluto! We've missed you! ^_^

And how did she respond to said cake?

There needs to be a game where these signs lead you to a trapped or dead-end location, full of nasty enemies. Make you think twice before entering, and eliminating the "I must be going the right way" mentality.

Aw. :)