The joy of teenage statistics

Can condors be used for birth control?

I would hate for anyone to try to burn down the UK government today
That would be so wrong

That's not an election results graph
It's showing the average number of times American citizens self-pleasure each month

I like that plot twist

Finally a worthy opponent
Our battle will be legendary!

I love photos of a father with his kids

It will not let me sleep
I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead

That sounds less of a "this school is terrible" thing
More of a "young boys being young boys" thing
Not that hitting someone is okay, of course

I'd love to take an MX-5 on that road

The chart we didn't know we needed

I've seen this several times
Each time it creeps me out

This photo looks like a still from GTA

Is there no middle ground?

Well, it's not huge
I'm told it's above average girth though so that's nice

Their must be some girls that like you
There's someone out there for everyone...

The bots are behind the times it seems

Happy birthday mate!

Wait, you guys are having sex?