When my dog does this
She's a pretty good dog all things considered
But barking at 4am for no apparent reason other than loneliness is enough to make one contemplate turning her into a curry

Not with a bang but with the government of the government
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Dang, I do type "government" a lot

Great. Now all of China know you're here XD

Y'all got any more of them image flips?

The Bible
When it fell off the shelf and hit me on the head...

That must have taken a lot of patience

Looks like a female Milo Yiannopoulis

Thanks, I've been doing squats

In an ideal world, this would be my relationship to the government tax department

True, but I'd rather be beautiful in the evening than ugly in the evening

Quite the plane

The sentence of focus, but doubled

Thanks, science man