Look at you being a meme archaeologist

Wait, a 38 has a horizontal mag? Are you sure?

I'm not a selfish lover

30%, give or take

I carry butter around for random energy

Not that my dad needs any help getting laid, but that's another issue

It's a business deal

Lol I'm okay with this

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you

I'll deal with your mum enough if you keep on being sassy

We meet again
BTW do our names come up on your autosuggest now?

Invade me harder father

*gulps in historical literacy*

Joke's on you the upvotes and your response gave my pitiful life a fleeting sense of meaning

If dragging involves physical contact I'm down