There goes my spare change
At least I'm not spending it on stocks @adam44

Freud is hella weird and basically the father of modern psychology
He doesn't get enough respect I reckon

Freudian tongue twisting

You're breaking my heart

The perfect female: *fires guns* and "I love hearing about things that are important to you: tell me more!"

Oh, you mean a b**** c***

Is that all I am to you guys
Just a slab of meat

Ribbit limace

Go easy on me

It said no weirdos dude

Alrighty! Thank you

I haven't thought about that cake or icing before. It does sound glorious! Do you have a recipe?

I like this
Adam, learn more aboot Wallis Simpson

Knowing a bit about how military guys think, this seems to be a joke

I'll make a cake out of your mother if you continue suggesting things like that

Well then you need to meet more people

I'm smart enough to know that I'm not very smart