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NSFW butts 41 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Whenever it's been done in the past it wasn't done properly. They didn't understand how to do it
But if I was in charge, I'd do it properly
I know how to do it because I'm smarter and/or more moral than those that went before me
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Thicker Skin for the Easily Offended 7 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Well I'm a tad dehydrated, so I look forward to it
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Thicker Skin for the Easily Offended 7 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
So uh, where does this lotion go?
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an*l egg hunt 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Indeed
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an*l egg hunt 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
A "We're The Millers" family event perhaps
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Time to cum 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
7 8 67 8 86 39
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They just tryna explain, man 9 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
*downvotes*
Do good unto others 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
He looks overdressed. Take off his skin!
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Bad news for one does not make fake news for all 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
You must have some kind of complex mate
You need to be told how to feel about things, not make up your own mind like some kind of autonomous being
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Bad news for one does not make fake news for all 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
This is dangerous for our democracy
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Those sneaky Communists 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Ah yes, I forgot freedom is selfish
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This log splitter 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
A bit like a wurstschneidemaschine
UK Airport Sniffer Dogs Good At Finding Sausages 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Cuteness eh?
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UK Airport Sniffer Dogs Good At Finding Sausages 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I used to know a doggo who looked like that
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Those sneaky Communists 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I guess there's a difference between 200 people queueing for food in one of the poorest cities in Scotland (a significantly more left-wing country than England or the rest of the UK) and the average living standards of communist countries
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GLASGOW is amazing! 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
It's a tough city
A sad city
The lowest life expectancy in European cities I believe
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Haha ???? 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
This kinda has @xvarnah energy
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Mamma! 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Didn't mean to make you cry....
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My cis-pronoun is "he" but I'll accept "Your Majesty" 14 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
If you know anything about history, there are few ideas that have led to more murder than identifying people by groups
Do something today that your future self will thank you for 7 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
True, except that the copying isn't entirely random. Your memory keeps the gist, the crucial aspect of the memory
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BK ain't got no chill 9 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Yes, but it's based on some "controversial" tweets that BK UK made recently
Twitter peeps of course got upset, which isn't saying much
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How to identify that one german kid 7 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Lol wow
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Swedish Sayings 19 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I like these
The beard in the letterbox especially
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