That's a bit unnecessary
It's cold, okay?

Use any motivation you can

*blushes*

Alternatively, it need only be about two thousand years old
There are parchments of a similar age, I believe, although yes - they're not exactly books in the fashion of which we are accustomed

Not to mention the (large) number of people who testify that exercise helped them cope with or beat depression

*gives rug*

Nobody asked you >.>

If you want to tell me I'm cute, go ahead
If you're thinking of telling me who Stephen Tyler is, don't worry

Whenever it's been done in the past it wasn't done properly. They didn't understand how to do it
But if I was in charge, I'd do it properly
I know how to do it because I'm smarter and/or more moral than those that went before me

He's a postmodernist

Well I'm a tad dehydrated, so I look forward to it

So uh, where does this lotion go?

Indeed

*downvotes*

He looks overdressed. Take off his skin!

You must have some kind of complex mate
You need to be told how to feel about things, not make up your own mind like some kind of autonomous being

Ah yes, I forgot freedom is selfish