Well, I guess we'll need five tickets now

I was confuzzled for a second

It's only illegal if you get caught right?

You are a racist!

You're awesome

Testosterone

Probably because the one on the left isn't a politician

Two lots

That's a bit unnecessary
It's cold, okay?

Use any motivation you can

*blushes*

Alternatively, it need only be about two thousand years old
There are parchments of a similar age, I believe, although yes - they're not exactly books in the fashion of which we are accustomed

Not to mention the (large) number of people who testify that exercise helped them cope with or beat depression

*gives rug*

Nobody asked you >.>

If you want to tell me I'm cute, go ahead
If you're thinking of telling me who Stephen Tyler is, don't worry