I'm British. Limey is slang for a Brit right?

Gosh, so he does! Matt Lucas if he had a ginger Wayne Rooney style transplant

A paddy, a yank, two canucks and a limey walk into a Russian weapons convention
The gatekeeper says "What is this, a joke?"

Well, I guess we'll need five tickets now

I was confuzzled for a second

It's only illegal if you get caught right?

You are a racist!

You're awesome

Testosterone

Probably because the one on the left isn't a politician

Two lots

That's a bit unnecessary
It's cold, okay?

Use any motivation you can

*blushes*

Alternatively, it need only be about two thousand years old
There are parchments of a similar age, I believe, although yes - they're not exactly books in the fashion of which we are accustomed

Not to mention the (large) number of people who testify that exercise helped them cope with or beat depression