All in all

I love your Irish accent @thatguyyouknow

Varnie is referencing the proverb "A fool and his money are easily parted"
I was referencing the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
The joke was that we finish each other's....sandwiches
Because Varnie - despite being North American - has a properly developed sense of humour she knows of Fawlty Towers
There's a scene in Fawlty Towers where the main character gets a head injury and mixes up two proverbs, and uses the ending above

Is worth two in the bush?

"Vaccine clinical trials conclude in 2023"
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We all know what happened with thalidomide

Don't threaten me with a good time

I'm fairly confident my German accent is less polished than my British one, for some reason

With a British or German accent?

Hans
Get ze flammenwerfer

Glockamole for me
It looks like a real Glock

I've reread this three times and I'm still mildly confused

Like the Babylon Bee

Everyone knows Brits aren't actually people. We're lizards, and the Queen is Chief Lizard

I don't give a damn

At least not 4
Leave some for others

You're also welcome to join

What's your favourite branch?

That's what DM stands for: Dog Message

You're welcome to join

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

*keeps flirting*