I usually make tea and put a candy cane on the run so it slowly melts away into the tea making it peppermint flavored and sweeter.

I wear either contacts or glasses depending on what I'm doing that day. Contacts if karate, school, or traveling. Glasses if I'm staying at home. Nothing if I'm reading. And te pic is pretty accurate. I mistook a big dog for my little brother and ran up to it screaming. Then it ran away and I realized my mistake.

The lions because they should be dead.
The ice was poisoned.
The couple took a shower. The shower head.
The maid. There is no mail on Sunday's.

Too true.

To rephrase it all as a half Mexican; In the Hispanic culture (in my case Guadalajaran culture), Vapo Rub was commonly used as a remedy for many maladies.

Loved this clip on YouTube.

Where is this from?

AWWWWWW

This happens to my older brother all the time. It may be because we live in a racist, mainly white, small city and he's a tall, horizontally challenged, brown teenager.

Perfect. The last one though. ✨

This happens where I live too. Amurica.

WOOHOO You made it! You have accomplished the impossible.

Lucky. I just went to DC when the cherry blossoms bloomed and went through hell and back.

Thank you so much. I'm in a hotel right now with 3 friends.

I am in the DC bus right now and I almost cried on this chaperone. Thanks.

Well, in the end we are able to sleep. The monsters eventually go away...

I can't wait to see those anti vaccination parents's kids ask their parents if they were vaccinated. It'll all go down like this:
Kid: Yo mom am I vaccinated?
Mom: No kid, vaccination is...
Kid: MOM WHAT THE POOP IM A HAZARD TO THE POPULATION OF THE FREAKING WORLD EVERWHERE I GO I COULD KILL SOMEONE AND SPREAD A DISEASE AND YALL GONNA DIE.