I wanna try emailing them now...

... I thought it was a bunch of straws because of the whole war on straws thing.

"Ah, finally! This chest should hold the most purest, breathing gold!"
*Beatles poor from the chest in waves*

Cool cat is a douchheeee

When I was about to approach that, my friend was laughing say I would die, I just climbed around and avoided it.

Dawwww thanks Stan!! Explains why my ex-wife still misses me-

So true it hurts.

Money, money, money, must be funny, if yOU HAD MONEY.

"I knew that bitch Susie would come in a white dress, never would put it past her. But jokes on her, it's my day today and I got to tell her straight to her face what I thought of her. "
*Cut to the bride saying*
"Woah! nice dress Susie! Where did you get it?"
*Cut back to confessional*
"She knows what I meant."

I've seen this post a hundred times but only know I notice the tiny, tiny tongue poking out.

This person gets it! :D Also why the heck are there all these debates going on in here???

SO TI IS LISTENING TO US EVEN WHEN WE DON'T ASK???? WE ARE DOOMED!!!! ALL OUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLEDDDD

double chest? big chest????

I love the weird stuff people can mod into smash! :D

I HATE MYSELF FOR LAUGHING SO MUCH!

"Wow, honey this steak smells delicious!" "I wish I could agree, bUT I CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING BUT FLOWERS-"

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