calvinoot
I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.
Victim blaming is still victim blaming even if it's masked in "feminism" 3 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
Oh hey I remember watching this! Great video!
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Kelp forest 2 comments
Ecosexual 7 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
Doug Judyyy, and that maintenance guy in the officeee
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Fight of the century 10 comments
Lets go greener ! 6 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
Wait.. Trees make shade, shade comes from their shadows, the moon has a shadow... The moon is covered in TREES. WE COULD ALREADY BE MIGRATING. WAKE UP AMERICA.
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Preparations for the Second Great Emu War(2018, Colourized) 8 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
emusaraus. Brilliant. They won the emu war before, but now we will fight fire with fire.
Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
"Hey dude did you see that movie that came out-" *Cracks head around 180 degrees "I'M FiNe!!!"
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
Can't just fly away 7 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
No, it was a scene from Gravity Falls. they have these little shorts and this was one of them.
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Can't just fly away 7 comments
This is heartbreaking, mr school, wtf :( 25 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
"The teachers aren't the issue, the parents are the problem, then if you teach the kids to parent that's the problem solved then."
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Dogs 6 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
Say "who wants to go on a W-A-L-K?" and see who is smart enough to realise what I'm saying.
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Do not tell the police or my family 15 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
Omg he answered!!! "Hello, this is Dr. Crobar!
Please understand I am receiving hundreds, perhaps billions, of inquiries right now into the lung expansion service. In lieu of a personal response, here are some answers to some frequently asked questions:"
Then it is a bunch of FAQ's...
"How soon can I get it done?
Thursday.
Please ask yourself, “Do I really want to have my lungs expanded?”. If yes, please reply with how much money you are willing to pay for such an operation. If the amount isn’t high enough, I will not do the procedure."
"P.S. Please do not TELL ANYONE about the service I am offering. This service is illegal in every country due to high mortality rate."
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Please understand I am receiving hundreds, perhaps billions, of inquiries right now into the lung expansion service. In lieu of a personal response, here are some answers to some frequently asked questions:"
Then it is a bunch of FAQ's...
"How soon can I get it done?
Thursday.
Please ask yourself, “Do I really want to have my lungs expanded?”. If yes, please reply with how much money you are willing to pay for such an operation. If the amount isn’t high enough, I will not do the procedure."
"P.S. Please do not TELL ANYONE about the service I am offering. This service is illegal in every country due to high mortality rate."
Weird dreams 14 comments
calvinoot
· 6 years ago
I just retell my dreams as soon as I wake up so that I never forget them. My dreams are so wild that sometimes they have intros and credits like TV shows!
