Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

— Calvinoot Report User
Relatable 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah, there I am. GOod times. (Diary of the wimpy kid is still going.)
who really wins this debate 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Says the country that has a every eight days. (No hate for real but seriously sort out your gun laws)
Deep 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I agree though, Steven Universe isn't very good. The special was aight but only because my mad lad James Baxter got involved.
Useful unique Lark 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
what is quinoa and why does it look like couscous
Deep 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
They didn't... mention steven universe tho?
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Oof 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hits close to home. *Surfer hand symbol and wicked guitar rift*
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They are missing the colourful breath containers 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
:DDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (Thank you very much friend yes yes this is very good.)
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Cats 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
May I please have more kind sir or madam. I have fallen in love with these comics.
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Imagine post title here 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
They are too good to be real bois.
Alien invasion 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I WANT ONE! NO, MAKE IT TWO! HECK, I'LL ORDER A DOZEN!
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Upvote brendan fraser 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH GUY!!!
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Thomas the hollow Train 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Nice.
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Garrulous wide Antelope 16 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Because the main protagonist isn't Nala you absolute moron, you can't attack someone from telling a different story than they could have told!
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Insomnia sucks 25 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily life is bout' a DREAM. PLEASE GOD LET ME SLEEP AND DREAM.
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K99! 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Boil is so short oml I love all of these. (But I expected Holt to be a Corgi tbh, what even happens to Cheddar? Tiny human???)
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Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Holy shoot that's dope
I'll do it 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The teach I had for religion was really confused that majority of the class said they won't rather live in the Matrix. But like ????? It's real to me and better than that weirdass sun missing world????
Hair holds in their power 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Shaggy ain't bold smh
who's cutting onions? 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Honestly this thing is the cutest thing in the goddamn world and you will not regret watching it, swear to god.
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The dog park is really going downhill 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
They look like the Russian rivals in a movie about becoming the best sled racer or something.
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Any habits you do to prevent random fears? 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
HEAR HEAR!
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Any habits you do to prevent random fears? 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I love that you love my sense of humour and love that you share it friend!
Under- Appreciated Clip I Found 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I love it so much oh godddddd
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Do not tell the police or my family 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
FOUND IT! He stopped replying after these two emails I sent:
Thank you, I will let you know.
It will take some thought on whether my dream of having extended lungs should become reality. Truth is, I want to scream for a really long time and also drown my enemies in "holding your breath" competitions.
Thank you,
Extended lung fanatic
And:
After some consideration and discussions with my family, I have decided to offer two dollars. I am able to negotiate prices.
Yours,
Extended lungs fanatic.
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Do not tell the police or my family 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
It's not really unsafe though, emails seem to be automated in the beginning, I encourage others to have some fun and email them as well!
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