calvinoot
I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.
Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
As a person who took the quiz and got hufflepuff every single time until I took the proper one and got gryffindor ... I don't understand the houses I haven't watched any harry potter movie or read the books but I don't actually think any person can be summed up by one category.
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Give me the funniest Yahoo answers you've ever seen! 4 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Shrimp Heaven now. Peeled one whole lemon. Do I have to cut the meat into the shape of a steak or does it do that itself?
I’m guilty 55 comments
I'm very sorry for this 3 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Feels like the winnie the pooh meme and the brain becoming more advanced and oh god they are all the same aren't they?
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Why is this actually fs (sry for watermark) 10 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Sometimes I am glad I never went in chat rooms and wotnot. Then I remember I never made internet friends and was alone in the real world :(
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An artist wraps a white sheet around a trunk and paints it in colours of the surroundings 3 comments
I'm convinced 4 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
It reminds me of that game where you gotta take picks of violence and stuff and it influences the public and some have signs with 'no war! love each other!' but if you take a pic of that no one cares, only violence influences and it ends with no one alive. Good game. Cute pic.
excuse the dumb watermarks 2 comments
Oooo Ducklings! 8 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Yeah the comedian is very expressive in his tones and this meme illustrates how exactly he spoke so you are able to replicate it in your mind.
mmorpg 4 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
I remember in minecraft learning that 'I surrender!' or 'Truce!' Meant right clicking your sword a whole bunch. Then the attacker would sharply turn in one direction and nod at you and that was your clue to gtfo before they change their mind.
Asked for the strongest coffee they had 2 comments
This is actually what it's like to be a parent sometimes. Rugrats drew a fine line 12 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
I know I wasn't a part of this convo but as someone who binged Rugrats and has seen a ton of episodes I want to bring up the episode "Educating Angelica" to backup the point of Angelica being selfish and stuff. In this episode Angelica goes to daycare and has to bring her favourite toy to share with the class, instead of outing her favourite toy as Sylvia she hecking says Tommy is her favourite toy and brings him. After seeing that him being nice and playing with others is getting him more attention only THEN does she share her toy and learn about sharing. Her mother wasn't aware of what a horrible person she was until the school called her and talked about her 'sharing problem' to which they seemed more worried then ever.
These bismuth crystals tho 3 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Amour made of it. Hat made of it Shoes made of it. I wish I was made of it.
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How fast was the little dude going? 9 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
All I can imagine is this guy seeing a bullet hole and a dead fly and just jimmying it in whilst mutter 'oh this is going to be so fucking funny'
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