Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Close enough! 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"AN UGLY PINEAPPLE"
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Close enough! 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"I was killed... but I lived!"
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Devious 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Also isn't the point of pranks to see a reaction? Seems like it is a loss for all people involved, I like the flower idea much better!
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Understandable. Would you do the same in a first date? 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"Hey could ya not text that is disrespectful and I have no interesting in pursuing this date further or any dates further if you continue to be more interested in your phone then the living being across from you."
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Hell's kitchen 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My favourite!!! (Seriously who started a trend of hating a very popular pizza type?)
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Everybody 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Dude you can't just call everyone out like that!
For the glory of Satan 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Only Metatron I know is from the good omens book
Understanding the cat tail 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"People like that should be dragged out into the street and shot" - A real quote from Garfield from the show 'Garfield and Friends'
Key shaped like a sword 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Kingdom hearts
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Dentisy 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
That's really rude tbh
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Gumball 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Is this the episode where gumball just really wants to get spanked?
Team rocket is a master of disguise 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Episode?
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It was hard back in the day 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I have no idea what happened in the part two of the Grossology episode where the dude brother got fartified. :(((
Airheads 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I actually want to see that, sounds like one hell of a spoof!
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Feckin feckers 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
You know he's serious if he actually puts the U in.
“Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality” 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I just found Crunchy Nut, inside my pantry
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The kid had a Spider-Man themed funeral as well 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Apparently there is more to the story than just this, something about them already doing a lot and a sister suffering the same illness needs attention? Idk
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Get outta my river 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Bear river fishing hippo river fishing also
Video game logic 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Just teach a party member cut!
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WARNING: You'll life will be better not having read it 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My day would have been so much better without this knowledge but here I am, terrified.
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F for respec 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"Be good." *Sobbing*
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Get outta my river 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hippo vs bear, who would win?
If you know this, you had a good time 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I LOOKED AT THIS DISH AND WAS ALL 'oh hey I like that movie' AND ONLY AFTER SEEING THE COMMENTS DID I NOTICE THE RAT I AM BLIND.
OwO 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
If they are supporting Robin Hood then you are just supporting my point that you liked a furry.
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Hey if the shoe fits 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
There is no age limit on accomplishments, go through life at your own speed.
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