Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
Just your typical Aussie beer ad... 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Sorry. I categorise Bundaberg as beer for some reason.
chair area. 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Yes! *highfives*
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*tired salute*
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Chalk, actually and I called in a favour of one of the guards. He owed me.
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Thank you. Now, back to drawing the flag on the walls of my cell...
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Of course he did, and Biscuit; you don't get where I'm coming from. I still think that the registration is an unbearable assault on civil liberties.
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This would be hella cute 53 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You guys are the best
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Well, I'm out of jail but the S.H.I.E.L.D's keeping a close eye on me. Heard that Stark was still repairing the damage from my; and I'll put it in his words; "little tantrum."
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
After what happened with the Superheroes act, we're not exactly on speaking terms.
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It was ONE time. Frozen for 70 years and this is what I get?
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I-I'm sorry.
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To be honest, Thor is just adorable 42 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*smashes laptop* Oh shit...
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chair area. 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"You complete arse Ronald Weasley"- legit book quote for all you non-HP fans
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This would be hella cute 53 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Wait what patty calm down
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This would be hella cute 53 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Oh damn
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Just your typical Aussie beer ad... 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I am going to say it once more
You mess with the dropbear, you get the MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS
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This would be hella cute 53 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
If I ever actually find a guy that's interested in me we're doing all this shit.
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this bathtub yes 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
^ Levi's life motto
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Why Fury doesn't share 2 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
This is why we can't share nice things
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He is night. He is death. 3 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
With you till the end of the line, Buck.
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Damn. :/ 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Some guy did this to me I'd marry them on the spot XD
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Looks like I aint going into Jonathans room today 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'm just waiting for him to comment this
*smashes hole in door* *sticks head through* IT'S JOHNNY!
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A country of trolls 28 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Did you see that ad for Bundaberg beer ages ago where the polar bear drops out of the tree onto the guy it was so weird.
Taco Belle 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Can't be unseen.
Oh, you Funsubstance users, you 34 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It has to do with the greek gods and mythology and it is amazing
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