Captain Beardius

captainbeardius


I play a load of video games!
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I'm sure 38 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Farfech'd come with their own seasoning!
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MERICAAA 22 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
You could always give the baby to the 3rd party candidate and call it good?
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The 10 Most Unexplained Events 15 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Donnie Decker is an X Files episode. The weather would change based on the current emotional state of the person!
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Christian rant about Pokemon Go 19 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
U mean burn heal?
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Utah signs at it again! 2 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Colorado department of transportation has one that says get your head out of your app and drive. They kno. They kno.
WTF talent. 11 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
I used to work a 7 11 and we made plenty of cash counting winners/loser placement. Can't say I hit the jackpot but an extra hundo a week don't hurt!
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Visiting different states in America and staying there because... 7 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
The picture of Denver isn't Denver.
That's Very True 92 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
It's because half of the people on this website couldn't tell you the definition of "economics".
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Make america great britain again 7 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Or Hilary. I'll go back to being a loyalist. Long live the queen!
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Ancient golden ring found 16 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desired power.
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Better get me some of those great business opportunities 7 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
This literally just happened Friday! Fuck world ventures.
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Seriously, why??? 9 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Lies! Dark circles mean you are probably a raccoon in disguise and if you don't keep up on your caffeine intake you will turn back into a raccoon. That's how it works right?
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Me ATM 41 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
And carol would have hugged a zombie by now and Abraham would get got the same way Denise.
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Me ATM 41 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Negan said "if anyone moves cut the boys other eye out and feed it to his father" meaning it's not Rick or Carl.
Jew gotta be kidding me. 15 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Maybe most people don't care about race or gender and watched it cuz it was a good movie? Wouldn't that be somethin.
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Velma is having none of your vampire bullshit 1 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
I don't care that this is a repost but the title is always the same -.-
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Sigh ... Kinda? 18 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Your right. But melted aluminium in combination with water can add to the quick destruction of any metal beamed building.
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John Oliver has a point 11 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
People find a way to get things even if they are illegal. Only thing that will happen if guns are illegal is the people who will be able to squire guns are the people who shouldn't have them in the first place. Even tho it's illegal criminals will find a way.
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Pineapple And It’s Final 20 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
How is that racist? It's an accent. A way of pronouncing words in other languages.
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Sorry, not sorry! 33 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Because his ideas can't work in a country this large.(don't get me wrong id rather have bern than the other 2 idiots.)
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Kid really sticks to his creationist convictions 71 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
Some people believe that the bones were placed there by the devil to divert people from God lol
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The truth people 17 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
My xbox and wii u have 0 issues with my network. Only the PlayStation.
The truth people 17 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
I own all 3 and my ps4 decided to start having network connection errors right as the extended warranty expired. Ain't that something?
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Proof? 21 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
This girl I went to high school with claimed a guy raped her just so he would be expelled cuz she didn't like him.
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Best one I've seen yet. 17 comments
captainbeardius · 4 years ago
And I'm in the same career path, but I worked my way up on my own. I don't want to have to pay for someone else to do what I had to on my own. Hard work pays off.