I'm sure

Slowpoke tail and Miltank milk are eaten in the game.

You don't slaughter animals for their milk, dumb dumb

What about the tail?

Farfech'd come with their own seasoning!

What a disturbing thought

I mean, bulbasaur is ultra fited for some tentacle stuff

I imagine Bulbasaur just have blue skin, red meat.

The bulb is plant matter, but the rest is meat

Imma eat a Magcargo.

Americans don't, but many Asian Cultures eat bugs

I'm not saying that nobody eats any bugs, I'm well aware of that. It's just that there are quite a few bug species that aren't eaten. Probably because they're too small or poisonous.

Probably both, we would start eating them then they would attack us and murder us all