CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Just turned 18 today. No money. No friends. Just me and the TV and . Thank you guys 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Is... is that Dib from Invader Zim?
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*notices bulges* 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Not a cage, it's obviously armor! The breasts have gotten more powerful!
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Cashier VS customer 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Where I work, we literally have bags next to us, so we can scan stuff and immediately bag it. Like we have bags, hanging from a rail, made so bagging is easier, and tbh if customers bagged their own stuff here, they'd use way too many bags, and take too damn long.
Cashier VS customer 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Huh well making customers bag sounds like shite service
Cashier VS customer 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Uh, Cashiers are supposed to bag your stuff tho
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Is it really that big a deal? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Huh guess so
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Is it really that big a deal? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
You forgot about the opium that was also put in the hot tea water.
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Belgium is ruled by Jabba The Hutt 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
She learned from experience.
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If only 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*insert constant, never ending, not even pausing insults and swearing*
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You're all the ne of them 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
tbh yea
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I know what I'm getting this year 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Or straight up on fire. I guess your friends could huddle around to keep warm?
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I'm raising him right 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Obviously not raising him correctly, if he wants to be an orphan.
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Honestly though 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
You have to watch more than half of a video for it to count as a view.
Thanos bananas 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
no
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What the heck is going on? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Can confirm
They Aren't Mutually Exclusive 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*proceeds to fornicate with a mountain anyway, because of love*
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Thought you guys might appreciate the quest marker I 3D printed and painted for my 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
For their what? The suspense is killing me!
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Who out there thinks that I am ugly 54 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
If you're under 18, Most of us can't say anything about your looks without being called a pedophile.
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She found her Boo 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah they waited in line
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Mouseception 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Some people like a large mouse, but this also gives you the option for a smaller one
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Oh hell no 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
plot twist, the spirit of the mask wants out
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Happy Holidays ians!! Long time lurker!! You guys are hilarious!! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah this is probably a bot.
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The true companions 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
These prices are high, but for some reason I'm ok with that.
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Yes ... I'm talking to you 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Maybe I don't support the country i live in, and also can't afford to upheave my entire life, and move all my belongings somewhere else. What do I do then?
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Being healthy is for the rich 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Well, it's more like, it's possible anywhere, though the value of $10 changes depending on what part of the world you are living. Every state has it's own sort of macro-economy, which can cause the prices of things to vary per state, along with things like housing, and minumum wage. So, say in Kentucky, something could cost $10, but in Nevada, it may cost $15. What you can pay $10 for in Australia, may not be the same exact items and prices in many parts of America.
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