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captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I like posting selfies FS why u keep deleting them what u mean u need space, square up 40 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

...Im just a cashier

john 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Like if I were gay I'd totally be a twink, cause the guys I would probably turn for, are like so tall and fit and well shaven. Tbh either I would go gay for them, or am just really jealous...

john 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Like shit, I've see straight dudes that I might possibly go full on gay for.

I like posting selfies FS why u keep deleting them what u mean u need space, square up 40 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

What no, I still ain't had sex, I just ended up getting a job. I got doctor bills and stuff to pay.

I like posting selfies FS why u keep deleting them what u mean u need space, square up 40 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I'm an adult now!

I like posting selfies FS why u keep deleting them what u mean u need space, square up 40 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

hELLO
: D

I like posting selfies FS why u keep deleting them what u mean u need space, square up 40 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Ayyy long time no see

All aboard the Shaggy God Train 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Where's Waluigi?

Piamuacoks gaytsoc amodsaksu 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

You're useless.

I’m a Pisces 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

I’m a Pisces 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

On my way to steal yo heart

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I don't have use of my hands so I paint with my mouth. This was my first oil painting and 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Excuse me, that's a Cucco from from Breath of the Wild

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Praise his name 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*Whooooosh*

Mother would always read that to me 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Maybe it needs to stop watching then.

End of paper under microscope: 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Actually paper cuts hurt because the cut is usually too shallow to draw blood, leaving some minor nerves exposed to air, making it more painful.

apples 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Thank you for reminding me to get back to feeding my horse some apples in a video game, so it likes me better.

yes 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Bloody hell

Haha not the comment I was expecting to see 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Ha, the managers at where I work got denim jackets as a part of the work outfit.

yes 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Don't you mean... Jammit?

yes 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

You sure? ;)

Get Elon to Hot 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Not sure how. We don't have a 'Hot' page...

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He's not wrong but but 31 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Okay, we don't use the bathroom in the same fookin room at the same time. Happy?

Meow_irl 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

The word you're looking for is magnetized I think

Yup 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Naps, Any sort of video games with fighting or skill, Starting to like more and more foods I hated, and females.

GO RAMS 27 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*zooms in really close to my house*
Apparently my uninterest in sports is so great, it made a tiny blank spot on the map.