Hey, that incident with your mother only happened a few times!

Yes please, I need some adjustments. My ass just doesn't run like it used to.

Tbh I /was/ gonna add to this but I realized the best thing would probably be that, there's literally no reason to start an argument about religion. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, and we don't need to make comments that are obviously going to start an argument. This is FunSubstance, not ArgueSubstance.

Not without a condom you won't

Consent condom requires four hands to open

Heheh... You said Fart.

*is not actually young*

*fights like a slightly younger toddler*

*fights like a toddler*

So I got teeth now

*cries like a toddler*

What, it's true! I died once, and they brought me back to life a little too hard.

oh

Never said it was dog.