CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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We only have 1 earth, finally someone listen 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
@zont
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N*gga what? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What kind of battery?
It’s not DiGiorno, it’s DiStruggle 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ah yes. Oil a pan, place some bread on it, heat it in the oven at like 350 degrees for 5 minutes, add some sauce, cheese and toppings, and put it back in for another 9 minutes.
But really, what does it say? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Only if you watch.
How the times have changed 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually yes they do screen uber drivers. They do monthly background checks, and if you don't keep an average of 3 stars or more, you usually get fired. Also, the Uber app itself has a few built-in safety features.
Only gamers wil anderstand 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Can someone help me get out of the door?
Excitement graph in real time 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You'll have to fight me for them.
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How cool is this drawing 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hot Jack, it's damn!
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How cool is this drawing 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
On my way now.
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How the times have changed 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
So, what are taxi drivers then? I guess they're okay because they've been strangers for longer?
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever rolled max damage before? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I would like to make a roll for MURDER
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Get a flu shot 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Fuck that, I always got a stuffy nose, for no reason.
fat *** 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You know those hams you buy in grocery stores? Wrapped in the string stuff.
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I'd quit Wow today 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Who gets to be the Avatar?
Just a little reminder that Apple hates you 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I don't know what I'm looking at.
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Also if your finger is at a slightly wrong angle 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Really? My fingerprint thingy actually works after I get out of the shower. The angle thing is pretty problematic though.
Suck it up 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, Edward Cullen did it.
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Blorp bleep boop 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You know why.
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's cool, I die all the time.
Almost a boomer comic 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wait, boots are gone? What will I, a young, 20 year old, wear now??
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Dammit, Sam!
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The only advantage of knowing C++ 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean, I don't know a thing about programming, but I think I understand this.
Maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey guys, I made salad!
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Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
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Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey, I brought you this glass of water-I mean motor oil.
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