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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Thanks 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure this painting is actually called something along the lines of
'hey man is it good in the forest?'
'yeah man its great'

That is a good point though 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Only if it warm enough out, otherwise she better be putting on a coat, cause I ain't bout to let my girl freeze to death.

The odd one 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Except the joycons, those are probably their 25th iteration or something.

What's yours? 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You must construct additional pylons

These two pieces of shits pretended to be police officers, and rob big family homes, ON 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

They go by the alias of the wet bandits,I hear

Froggo Fren #94 - Common Suriname Toad 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm sad to say this, but I'm officially done with trying to make all frog posts about Froppy. The joke is retired now. Y'all can rest peacefully now.

Living his best life 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Squimch

~kiss~ 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Put your pants back on!

***s 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*cat attacks your face cause sudden movement*

Especially if I drank too much 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Me rn

Froggo Fun #69 - Funny Secks Numbah 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

The only way you can say Froppy let you on her

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Fire Fox ???? 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

That's...lit.

Someone at my GFs work out these up in the bathrooms 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Confession time: I have had a mullet two different times, both my own decision.

Anubis 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

'Whos a good boi? You are! You want a treat?'

This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*chases after barrel, wearing big shoes*

Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

My butthole is clean, thank you very much.

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Froggo Fun #68/Froppy Friday - Meet the Froggers 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I want to join that family.

This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

mOtHeRfUkIn MiRaClEs :o)

You should try it 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What about people who downvote?

Epileptic 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

It was a Tauntaun, and they were using it for warmth to survive a blizzard.

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Froggo Fun #67 - Words of Wisdom 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Anything for Froppy

Froggo Fun #67 - Words of Wisdom 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

When u wanna be an aquatic based hero

Actually true 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

/sarcasm/

Actually true 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Wait it is? Damn, and to think of all those regular dates I went on.

Rainbow bleps 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Bless the bleps down in Africa