I'm pretty sure that's Thurston Waffles

Your tongue

Wrong end

Last night I dreamt I was at work and most of my teeth fell out. I explained it to my manager in the dream, and she said it's ok, she's missing teeth too. And I was just like 'this sucks but ok', and then I woke up.

Yeah but so did you when you made the post

I'll take 5

2, i already hate boats, what makes you think I'm going to the ocean?

If they have programmable movement patterns, I just wanna see em all going in one big circle

Oh no, my cookies!

You wish you couldn't see me

The hard shit I could understand, but really? Weed?

How children give the cashier money

She did not win because she was a trilobite, she won because of her perfect coordination, and stunning performance.

Keep the money, fix the phone. They can't take the $50 back, and it sounds like he been doing stuff they shouldn't have.

Stupidity is more like it

Depends on the enchantments

Oh hell nah. I love animals, but my icecream is mine.

I mean, I kinda understood it? Does anyone else smell toast?

Wait y'all locked the door? I did it on a couch. In the living room. Around 10pm. God it was horrible though.

It's only gay if they fuck you