A sword should have a name!

I called my knife Vehement, but my brother still thinks I should've gone with "People opener".

I’d go with Neck Kisser

Depends on the enchantments

My D&D sword was (like many swords Im sure) named liberator. I used it to free myself from slavery, and then again to avoid false imprisonment.
A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, but a blade by any other name is twice as sharp

my sword is "Long stroke" and my dagger is "short stroke", combined, it's one hell of a party that'll fuck you up.