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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I need answers!! 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Probably not just gorilla cheeks.

My wife, and I just bought our first house! My great grandparents build this house in 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

That or Redtube

My wife, and I just bought our first house! My great grandparents build this house in 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I was making a joke about 'that red site'

My wife, and I just bought our first house! My great grandparents build this house in 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Communism (dot) com?

This is what sand looks like magnified 300 times 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*Steven Universe fans recoil in shock and disgust*

Check m8 atheists 18 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Rood
And yes, I know, I'm late.

Straight up actual content!! 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Yes but there are witty comments

God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I am Jack, God of all

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Guess I gotta do it manually then

Fractional guttural onerous Wallaby 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Oh yeah theres a warrior cats like game called Cattails or something...

Take us to your gato 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

'If you ask a little more politely, I'll bring the cat out. They are royalty and demand to be treated as such.'

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ug fine. Everyone but you dies.

What kind of cat is this? 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Huh, damn, I found it from an old 6 year old post...

STRONK 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

...is the skull Genos?

What kind of cat is this? 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Oh god no, do you know what they do to people who steal their turf???

Pasta 1 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Someonea touched mah spaghet!

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ok fine, uhh... It's...
All trees now have empathy

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Includes pets

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Granted, but everyone else dies too.

Use the black arts wisely 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

It's <@> actually

Thinking about that one piece of clothing I haven't seen in awhile 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Dammit

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Good enough, a dead copy is still a copy.

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Granted, all dogs now have empathy.

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I wish I had my own copy

replace the comma. 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

xvarnah is a criminal confirmed