CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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About time I posted a meme 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You're just saying that because you want to knock the jar over.
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This bar 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
As someone with tryphophobia, this freaks me the fuck out.
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Something big is about to happen on the 31st 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean... I grew up without a mom. I'm pretty sure people blame me having ADHD, anxiety, and depression on that, but like, my whole family is screwed up. Pretty sure it's genetic.
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Wear your mask queen! 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Anyone got some panties I can borrow then?
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I got bored today, so here's literally a bug 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
And no, I don't know what any of the noises are.
Froggo Fun #221 - Always Watching 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well shit, guess they had a show then.
Skirttles, suck the rainbow ???? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Slurp
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How cats smoke a joint 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Sigh...
@catfluff
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PERIOD BLOOD MICROWAVE [Power the world with period blood] 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
... what is that dog even from??
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Pls no 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ed...ward?
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Cuddle god 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I wish someone would cuddle me...
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Why to make sure no one in IT learns who is on the lay-off list in advance 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hope they don't think they're gonna use that place as a reference in the future.
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Froggo Fun #216/Froppy Friday - Froppy Used Splash 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It was super effective!
Yes please 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I want a whole story about this, but they end up with the magical equivalent of getting snowed in, and neither can leave, and they eventually fall in love.
Real shit 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I've actually been considering getting a weighted blanket... Only problem is I don't like being overly warm when I sleep, and I feel like they'd be pretty insulated.
I need answers!! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Probably not just gorilla cheeks.
My wife, and I just bought our first house! My great grandparents build this house in 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I was making a joke about 'that red site'
This is what sand looks like magnified 300 times 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*Steven Universe fans recoil in shock and disgust*
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Check m8 atheists 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Rood
And yes, I know, I'm late.
Straight up actual content!! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yes but there are witty comments
God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I am Jack, God of all
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Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Guess I gotta do it manually then