CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You would be too if a dragon kept stealing your sheep and charging you money to get them back.
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h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Don't make me start doing things in character again.
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Scary 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's Erma's cousin
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Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hello yes, I am the Mother Guy
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Those veins 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Master fingerer.
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Jigsaw visits /r9k/ 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*laughs in having 5 normal pillows*
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Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's a guest, of course they aren't.
Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
God damn kids these days...
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Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Smitty the cancer smiter
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Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm tasty! ;)
Just wait faster 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You forget River can fly it too. Better than the Doctor, actually.
I agree 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What is the drive through process?
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Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I love pizza!
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Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
spspspspspspsp
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He heard something 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
"Did u just fart?"
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Hemp is lit 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Go smoke one of those bottles. See what happens.
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As always, /b/ is focused on the issues that matter 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
A ham sandwich that's been left in the fridge a bit too long.
Hemp is lit 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well I'm not giving the hemp my pizza
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Hemp is lit 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean if it's like, soda, I don't know if they could live off that?
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Hemp is lit 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean yeah, all for it, but imagine if you forgot you bough a drink and left it somewhere in your room...
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Definitely Dr. Pepper 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Disney, I'll never be able to go to Disney world, so why should anyone else?
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Oh, my God! That's disgusting. Where? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
People will do as they wish, and will eventually have to start dealing with the consequences. Maybe not now, maybe not soon, but years down the road.
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Oh, my God! That's disgusting. Where? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean, if that's your outlook, then you're probably one of those 'broken and disgusting things' yourself.
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Deep characters are hard to come bi these days 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Is this some sort of magical trans power??
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