CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Good one 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Sock full of nickels works fine.
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Das hawt 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago 2
And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
So is not having a piss fetish
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yeah 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Mhm
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Mm blue 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
But sharing is caring!
Any other Halfbloods here? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah just working with angles. Still really fat
What'd they wipe with tho 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
That... Masks sense
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Yay tea 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
No problem
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Only look if you're willing to be cursed 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I was trying to save you all by not releasing the full power, what have you done?!?
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A man's arm after being struck by lightning 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
These are also called Lichtenberg figures
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Heh 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*is tempted to make a carfluff joke account*
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Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
^^^^
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Even while doing the dishes 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
God I used to be like, horny every 25 minutes like 4 years ago. Now it might happen maybe 1-2 times a week? God not gonna lie, making a post about boners that isn't a joke feels weird.
Why can't you understand me?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I only woke up because I had to use the bathroom. The blankness of sleep is amazing.
Everything is a lie. Only cake is real. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually am pretty good friends with the woman at my work who does the cake art, gotta send her this
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Very serious 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What a strange coincidence!
No filter. No editing. Shot on phone. 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I would love to if the area I lived in had anything to take pictures of
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No filter. No editing. Shot on phone. 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...I got a google pixel 4...
C'mon! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Pizza crust is just breadsticks
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Oh my heart! It just gets better and better!! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I love them
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