captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Considering how long ago that was, this is actually hilarious
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And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Actually I'm charging everyone who reads my urethral water mentionings 50ยข
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Get it away 3 comments
Any other Halfbloods here? 4 comments
Only look if you're willing to be cursed 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I was trying to save you all by not releasing the full power, what have you done?!?
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A man's arm after being struck by lightning 6 comments
Even while doing the dishes 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
God I used to be like, horny every 25 minutes like 4 years ago. Now it might happen maybe 1-2 times a week? God not gonna lie, making a post about boners that isn't a joke feels weird.
Why can't you understand me?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I only woke up because I had to use the bathroom. The blankness of sleep is amazing.
Everything is a lie. Only cake is real. 8 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I actually am pretty good friends with the woman at my work who does the cake art, gotta send her this
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