CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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If he wasn’t a president 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Was about to go on this self important tirade over how political posts suck, before I realized this was a bot post.
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Volunteers needed 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I don't get it
Monopoly? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It's called real life
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Wait what? 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Can I roll to Smite?
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Among us 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*can I shit your order?
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How milk is made 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*coughs up a white hairball*
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The edge of Oklahoma 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Kissing the Oklahomies good night
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Or Lara Croft from Tomb Raider? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*modulated cat noises*
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Making Hats For Snakes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Hats or snakes?
This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I got some lead paint stew for lunch
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Scrcrcrcrcrc 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What are they gonna do? They'll have to imagine it too
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Scrcrcrcrcrc 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Imagine masturbation
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We are hotdog 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Wither, confirmed
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This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The only thing I'm mad about is that I wasn't breast fed and I'm probably stupider for it.
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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
(•ᴗ•)
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POKEMON 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeee
Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
A burn hotter than hellfire
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I mean yeah, good one actually. 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*even more obnoxious grunting*
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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I meant a better vessel.
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I mean yeah, good one actually. 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
At least one person knows who I'm talking about...
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