CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Was looking at my statuettes when realized... 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Well if I have to deal with them, then so do you
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The problem with emotional support cats 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Wtf even
Why
What is this
Why did this even happen
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Can't relate, I only partake in the finest arts 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh shit yeah, no one's gonna fuck with the kiwis
Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Show me on the doll where he touched you
O-K
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Can't relate, I only partake in the finest arts 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, a quick reverse google image search would tell me info on the statue. Just a psa that comments like this can be easily used to get personal information
That's nuts 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
No, that's just how Steam games work. If you delete any file at all, then it won't start.
Looking forward to the fight! 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*late
Hm? 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I say this, because I actually did read a funny book about it.
Hm? 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It's for really mean kids who died.
I play video games to escape reality not face it 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah but really the dragon the one playing things here. She got knights lining up to fuck her.
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Wait a damn minute! 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I've even *been* the groceries.
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Someone please use my book idea 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I'd also like to think that all the different androids are just, like all from different walks of life, nationalities, etc... The whole group of misfits type clique
Someone please use my book idea 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Think of like, the androids from Dragon Ball Z, almost.
Someone please use my book idea 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I think there was a netflix adaptation. But my idea was more about, the kid is basically dead, and only pieces of his memory survive in the android. Enough that he has connections to the kid's family, but he's still basically someone new. And it's not really just technology imbedded in his head, but like, a completely built up body, with some organic components. Enough to look like a human with prosthetics I guess. But it's not like, interfacing with machines, but more, combat/movement upgrades. Though, I'm sure that one of the other ones that went through the process was meant to interface with technology that way.
Teddy's gonna get ya 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Pov: you just rolled a big ass blunt and wish to show it off
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R u ok broh??? 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nope
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Adapt.Improvise.Overcum 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Works both ways
comforting 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I don't think I can fit 3 onion rings on mine...
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Dominance is a very visceral thing 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah, you fart even louder, or shit yourself trying.
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And plasma too 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
With potatoes
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Truth! 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It isn't nice to lie
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First word that comes to mind: GO ! 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Kramer
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