CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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'When boys have the V' 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
You mean a cum gutter.
But who would win tho? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
As an ADHD person, I can make things vibrate at high speeds!
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I feel so shady 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
:D
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No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
No wizard therapy, just magic drugs.
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No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
But then again, it's not like most of the Hogwarts staff weren't high on some magical drug almost 80% of the time anyway... Especially Mr.Doesn't actually do much as a headmaster, Dumbledore.
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No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Also, unpopular opinion here, Snape was still a dick. He treated everyone like shit, and he may have been good in the end, but that still doesn't undo all the shit he did, the way he treated people. I think he should have been held accountable for treating his students like shit.
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I was there, 3000 years ago 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I think I started back around... 1.6 I think?? At least one or two launcher updates ago.
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1900-2400, 0800-1200 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ever since I got back on antidepressants, almost never.
I feel so shady 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Not even me?
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Please stop cutting onions 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
cromch
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Down the ribbit hole 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
What about human faced frogs?
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Choose your fate 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Not enough
Grow up 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
And ur mum jerks off to me
(Shhh ik it's a bot, just let me have this)
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Repost if both are true 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Neither is true for me I guess, so I downvote, right?
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At least the kid's not a horse 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
who the fuck is she?
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Weather updates >>> Better memory management 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Yeah I was like 'huh thats new, never gonna actually use it tho'
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He'll yeah 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Honestly my stomach hurts just looking at it. Give it to me.
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Couldn't find grandpa and then he shows up out of nowhere with this 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
But seriously though, what is up with old people and pre popped popcorn?? That stuff gotta be stale by the time you buying it.
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Yo don't judge me, it's not my mess.. 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Peach Crown Royal
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Mist gang rise up! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I actually use the soaker to fill my dogs water bowl
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This Is Something You Know Now 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Did you not?
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This Is Something You Know Now 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Juicy cawk obviously
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These are weird movies 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Yeah he was a volkswagon
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