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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Did someone say..... "sex"? 10 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Have a PEZ
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 32 comments
This is my cry for help 5 comments
#faxts 12 comments
#faxts 12 comments
Some things are worth the lack of air conditioning and antibiotics 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Option 3: make your own bar with superior drinks, and slowly win over all the Scots.
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Polysaccharid procreator 36 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Joke doesn't fit, we're looking for a gender neutral term. Sugar tranny still insinuates gender identity.
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Sin wouldn't be a thing if we had Baja blast back then 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
There are three different Baja flavors now Baja blast Baja Punch and I think it's called Baja tropical
Polysaccharid procreator 36 comments
But who would win tho? 2 comments
No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
But then again, it's not like most of the Hogwarts staff weren't high on some magical drug almost 80% of the time anyway... Especially Mr.Doesn't actually do much as a headmaster, Dumbledore.
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No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Also, unpopular opinion here, Snape was still a dick. He treated everyone like shit, and he may have been good in the end, but that still doesn't undo all the shit he did, the way he treated people. I think he should have been held accountable for treating his students like shit.
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I was there, 3000 years ago 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I think I started back around... 1.6 I think?? At least one or two launcher updates ago.
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