CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Yes... Fight 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Had a cheeky wank there, m8?
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Yes... Fight 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Can't believe y'all are posting my nudes on here.
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Shark Attack #13 - Quoi? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Croissant
They really didn't think this one through 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Damn, the daddy issues really be hitting them early now
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How did they make it? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Copper sulfate
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Shark Attack #13 - Quoi? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Omlette du fromage?
How is this even possible...? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Sorry I'm late.
At least Congress liked the idea 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
:D
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Moron 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Something something Elder Scrolls?
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At least Congress liked the idea 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*unzips pants*
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Thank you Terry, very c- OH NO! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Well I can't tell either of my parents I love them. One's dead, and the other is camping out where he doesn't have phone signal.
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Favourite Ice cream flavour? 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Bees
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Sit back down! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I guess you could say Reddit is full of master debaters.
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What is wrong with his ear ? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
But look at his ear!!
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Not so tough now 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Then it is, at times, a personal attack.
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Not so tough now 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Is your dog a little yappy dickhead?
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Please do not touch kids under 18 years. Thank you 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I too, have read this. My name isn't John though.
You Know You Got Problems When 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What about... An emotional support frog?
It do be a game 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Stop stealing my showers. I've already had to buy another 4 for backup!
I know you are 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yes
Hazardous liquids cannot melt hazard suits 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Still, that's bare skin, in contact with whatever fumes in that sewer.
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Hazardous liquids cannot melt hazard suits 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, he's not wearing a helmet...
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Did someone say..... "sex"? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Have a PEZ
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Have you tried one of those Hobbits
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