captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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1 April 1995. Logan Paul is born, weighing in at a little over 50 kurics 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
Fuckin bronze that thing
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Observation 6 comments
That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
I got 11. I wanna throw a rock at the rocket.
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Edited 2 years ago
Smol brian 15 comments
The little Dog that could... 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
Why does she look like she's remembering the good times? Guess she's sad she won't be shitting on anyone else's bed for a long time.
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GENdeR iS bIolOGic 12 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
(this is just a joke not trying to argue or anything)
Well, the car has a gas intake, and exhaust port, there's two holes there, and it don't got a dick, so I guess it's a she.
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Well, the car has a gas intake, and exhaust port, there's two holes there, and it don't got a dick, so I guess it's a she.
Love making new friends 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
Contrary to popular belief, only a few people have died due to the venom from a blue ring octopus. The venom itself isn't lethal, instead it causes paralysis of all conscious muscles, and the main cause of death itself is drowning. CPR, and timely medical attention usually saves the lives of those bitten.
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So a regular library basically 7 comments
It Was All Orchestrated by Big Pizza 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 2 years ago
A good frozen pizza is Vito and Nick's. Really good seasoning and the cheese gets all nice and melty.
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What time does Superman fly? 16 comments
Everyone feels alone .. 2 comments
