CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Talk nerdy to me 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Snakes have two dicks
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Right? 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Even the devil has honor
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In Attenborough's voice .. 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Hello
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Observation 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Clingy loners who don't know how to let go, mostly.
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That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I got 11. I wanna throw a rock at the rocket.
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Smol brian 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
This post brought to you by big government
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Yay I finally became cool enough to downvote!
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The little Dog that could... 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Why does she look like she's remembering the good times? Guess she's sad she won't be shitting on anyone else's bed for a long time.
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Know the signs 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
You forgot lots of farting.
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I thought faggots were cigarettes...
Lol 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ace gang represent!
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Anxiety and trust issues mostly but also hyperfocus 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
That is depression.
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Why??? 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Never thought I'd hear about that again...
SW Day 80 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Just saw this episode a few days ago too
GENdeR iS bIolOGic 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
(this is just a joke not trying to argue or anything)
Well, the car has a gas intake, and exhaust port, there's two holes there, and it don't got a dick, so I guess it's a she.
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Love making new friends 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Contrary to popular belief, only a few people have died due to the venom from a blue ring octopus. The venom itself isn't lethal, instead it causes paralysis of all conscious muscles, and the main cause of death itself is drowning. CPR, and timely medical attention usually saves the lives of those bitten.
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So a regular library basically 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Why would you want to leave though?
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It Was All Orchestrated by Big Pizza 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
A good frozen pizza is Vito and Nick's. Really good seasoning and the cheese gets all nice and melty.
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What time does Superman fly? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I am too high for this shit
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Everyone feels alone .. 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Oh no I got a cut from this edge!
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To my boyfriend 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I'll make you regret it.
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